lauren conrad quotes

You know like dog whistles, like only a dog can hear them? That’s how I am with my blackberry, like no one will hear it and I’m like ‘My phone’s ringing.’”


Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with.


I make fun of guys when I like them. I do it as a test to see if they can laugh at themselves.
 
- Lauren Conrad